Can't Believe Things Today and Update

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I personally prefer updating once a month. Everyone does it differently. Weekly devlogs seem too often for me. It is just me and my pc churning while I'm away and not trapped by my loving and healthy social obligations.

Progress

Still plugging away and underestimating how long things take. I took a batch of 50 renders and started editing them and by the end of my work session, they were only half done.

That's like a hundred and change more images than last update. yup.

Jokes

Happy April Fools. I've changed everything and it's worse.

That's how those jokes are supposed to go and you have to wait until the next day to see how much work was diverted for a joke. Some people do a lot of planning. The sit-down may be more than a week ahead of time. Some people think of gags and just keep them in their back pocket. The thing is, I have a comedy game already and I can get away with sillier things because it is a comedy. So, outlandish things are only given away by the date. A further problem is that people are that punctual to read these. So, I might as well be out with my silly ideas. (I've already laughed at a serious dev announcement because I forgot what day it was.)

I'm a day late kind of guy because I'm usually inspired in the middle of the day.

But this year, I'm prepared because I forgot March 31st exists.

Chapter 3

After considering and study of the very successful gumdrop, I've learned that the key to success is just updating all the time. A chapter is whatever I say it is. Moreover, who is to say what an update has to look like. I listened to chapter 3 on a spiritual level. And we discovered that chapter 3 doesn't have to be anything. It could be a tv show, a box of assorted snacks, or a collection of smells rubbed against your window.

But it isn't any of those. Chapter 3 is these three screens and captions. I thought it would be too small for all these months of work and I should do something more but chapter 3 kissed me on the mouth and told me this was the shape the journey had to take. Then we made love.

"You are overcome by the music. You let the rhythm overtake your body and ignore everything."

"People are as flies. You live to dance. You don't even need music. Flies buzz and you dance."

"Soon people are drawn by the rhythm of your body. This is your purpose and meaning. You never care to see Grace again."

*sigma ending unlocked

Oh boy, that was a good one. Everyone is welcome to rate the game five stars and tag it complete now. You are welcome.

Sanitary

We have this new sanitizer at work. Okay, so it isn't new, someone just recently told me how good it is because it is one of the best in the world! Uwu.

I don't understand what is so great about it though. Like it sounds really good. Apparently, with alcohol-based hand sanitizer, your hands are sanitary for like seconds. This one is water-based. Which apparently means that it stays sanitary for an hour.

And I just don't know what that conceptually means. Like what is an hour of sanitary?

Anyways, my anus will be sanitary for the next hour.

Preview

Happy April Fools day everyone and don't be culturally insensitive to the new year traditions for which it was founded. Is that a thing? I don't think it is a real thing while there are people easier to pick on than pagans.

Here is this month's preview for backer rewards.

I have special renders posted on the third Wednesday of every month for all 18+ teirs.

See the full sets on Patreon! See the full sets on Subscribestar!

While you can see updates and get your name in the credits, I will not be distributing games from Patreon. Games are distributed from Itch and links on discord.

Tiers!

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